12月 2011
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
soujibanchobancho:
have you ever heard something that put you into a poop mood but then you distracted yourself and forgot but then you heard something that reminded you of what you heard before so you kind of just sit there feeling aLL COLD AND POOPY
okay bye sleep
let me cry
i feel like im going to throw up
ugh
never watching depressing animes again
EVER
AGAIN
god DAMMIT JESUS
kill me now
kill all my hopes and dreams
wow im so sad
i feel so empty
WAHjajgsgfs
holy shit i am literrally sobbigg over penguindrum holy shit i am so sad jesus christyasjhksd
ratb0y:
i bet autocorrect was invented in he’ll
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“I mean, I have the feeling that something in my mind is poisoning everything...”
– Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov (via shiai)
askjk:
WOW, FUCKING RUDE. uh. AREN’T YOU GOING TO SAY “EXCUSE ME?” no dude, why would i do that?? in my culture, you’re supposed to say “bless you” when someone else farts. like you do for a sneeze. THAT’S THE THE MOST UPSETTING THING I’VE EVER BEEN TOLD. toots are a blessing on my planet. it is release from the pain of intestinal gas. GROSS. come on karkat! be culturally...
sleep bye goodnight
fuck dentists
wikeypedia replied to your post: sleep? fuck that.
naughty gurl. you’re not getting presents from santa this year.
ill be good if santa gets me food for christmas
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sleep? fuck that.
davidskrillex:
jingle bells
jingle bells
jingle all the way
i wanna fuck a fictional alien
why am i so gay
miami penguin drumstick
mothreindeer:
what the fuck is this miami penguin drum-stick shit
some guy: pushes you out of the way
me: do you know who I am on the internet
straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
my mom: you can't stay online forever
me: is that a challenge
pfefferi:
carcinogenitals:
on a scale of cory to not at all, how in the house are you
party rock
“merry christmas……”, i whispered, stroking my computer screen.
minatobaby:
sitting here sobbing at our computers
wanting someone to hold us
while we cry over fictional characters
this is life
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some people on facebook i what
